What a happy fisking exercise this is I call it positive fisking because I agree with every single cut being proposed.

The full list of projects cancelled:

Stonehenge Visitor Centre: 25m

&& good&.. why blight the circle anymore with modern buildings?

Local Authority Leader Boards: 16m

&&..good&.. if it cant be described in 4 words so that an ordinary mortal knows what the fuck it is then it is clearly a waste of 16m

Sheffield Forgemasters International Limited: 80m

&& dont tell me we were sponsoring a darts tournament were we?

Rollout of the Future Jobs Fund: 290m

&&. future jobs? Like all those fake green jobs Gordon used to bang on about. They dont exist. They were made up. Cut away Mr Danny Beaker Alexander

Six month offer recruitment subsidies: 30m

&. what? Golden handshakes? Fuck off.

Extension of Young Persons Guarantee to 2011/12: 450m

&. funding a work experience scheme for another year? No thanks. Kids should have to fight for themselves and find their own job that is real work experience&.

Two year Jobseekers Guarantee: 515m

&.. What? Even the Direct Gov website doesnt know what this is and gives this response to a search seekers guarantee has not been understood. Try typing in a different type of job

Active Challenge Routes Walk England: 2m

&&&. are there not footpaths in existence already? An easy cut to make without annoying anyone (except maybe Ellie Gellard)

County Sports Partnerships: 6m

&. Not Country Sports Partnerships I didnt think Labour would have been caught investing in fox hunting. Anyway in these austere times we can all make do with jumpers as goalposts.

North Tees and Hartlepool hospital: 450m

&& why? Was Peter Mandelson planning on being ill in comfort in his old constituency?

Local Authority Business Growth Initiative: 50m

&. good&..why were Local Authorities going to be running business? If they werent who ever thought Local Authorities were better at helping grow businesses rather than say&.. Venture Capitalists?

Outukumpu: 13m

&. ha! ha! 13m well saved.

List of projects suspended:

Libraries Modernisation Programme: 12m

&&.. modernisation? You mean an Apple Mac in each library? I think well survive without spending this 12m.

Sheffield Retail Quarter: 12m

&& how will Sheffield compete with New Bond Street now?

Kent Thameside Strategic Transport Programme: 23m

&.. Kent youve already got the Channel Tunnel. What more could you possibly want compared to the rest of us?

University Enterprise Capital Fund: 25m

&&.Enterprises should find funding for Enterprises&.. otherwise they dont really meet the basic definition of what an Enterprise is&.

Newton Scholarships: 25m

&&.. that is just finding any old excuse to chuck 25m at someone.

Health Research Support Initiative: 73m

&&.. Give the money direct to the Health Researchers not to people that support them.